You can’t quarantine me! I know my rights! No, actually, you don’t. Part 1 of the Coronavirus Chronicles.
When the State Bar of Texas starts asking for lawyer volunteers to represent the quarantined you know it’s serious. 5,000,000 infected? The Covid -19, kung flu coronavirus , the state, and you! What ...
17 Maalis 202027min
There’s no business like ho business. How to be a ho and get away with it!
I want to be a ho, but I don’t know how? Getting clients and making money. How much can I make? Do I have to be really hot? How do I keep from being arrested? Is there always sex involved? That doesn...
11 Maalis 202024min
How to beat a DWI, Part 2
Real courtroom war stories. Can you beat a DWI when you’re 3 times over the limit and piss yourself in the police car? What if you’re 5 times over the limit? What if you show up for court drunk? What ...
4 Maalis 202035min
Getting away with drunk driving, unstacking the deck. (only for use in a zombie apocalypse) Part 1.
I’m a whore. How to not get pulled over. You have the right to remain silent, but do you have the ability? The catch all of “or otherwise impaired” and how you can get a DWI for prescription meds, o...
26 Helmi 202034min
How to get away with murder.
Are you a serial killer? Do you binge watch Investigation Discovery (ID) aka the murder network? Do you drive a Camry? Does your Home Depot or Lowes receipt read shovel, sawzall, lime, lawn size trash...
19 Helmi 202024min
The sneak attack divorce, no one cares that your just aren’t happy, Karen!
Where’s my stuff? Hey, where are my kids? What happened?!?!? Domestic violence, forensic accountants, offshore accounts and a gazillion dollars, oh my! What is yours, theirs and y’alls? The common law...
12 Helmi 202026min
The second amendment show, Jesus, 3 trillion pages of laws, and a little politics.
The second amendment, why it is there, and what it really means. Democrats suck, but so do republicans, the left wing and the right wing are on the same bird. Drunk Nancy Pelosi. Could you represent...
4 Helmi 202030min
Everybody was Kung Flu fighting!
Be afraid, be very very afraid of the Wuhan coronavirus, SARS and Mers. The Kung flu and you. I go all Alex Jones/Art Bell on you guys. If everyone wouldn’t be dead by then I’d save this one for Hallo...
28 Tammi 202027min
