
F**k The Tooth Fairy
Easter was yesterday so I'm talking about the easter bunny, the tooth fairy, and other nonsense that I refuse to type. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28 Maalis 201627min

A Homeless Man Told Me His D*ck Size
I tell you about the time a homeless guy went nuts & screamed his d*ck size on the train & an upcoming project I'm working on Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22 Maalis 201628min

Follow Your Dreams Or Whatever
I'm on with @impy__ to talk about some things regarding dreams! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14 Maalis 201632min

My First Day Of Fatherhood
I finally got the dog I've always wanted... and now I have totally given up sleep. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8 Maalis 201624min

Peeing While Skydiving
I'm talking about my birthday, skydiving, the Oscars, & more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1 Maalis 201622min

If You Wear A White Coat, You're A Doctor
I bought a dog, some kid pretended to be a doctor, and other stuff. Please don't read this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23 Helmi 201625min

Valentine's Day Sex
Okay fine.. it was the day after.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16 Helmi 201624min

Super Bowl Party Aftermath
I'm too hungover for this.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9 Helmi 201621min




















