HP Lovecrapping in the Semen Pool

Today's TRUTHCAST was NOT brought to you by Kia Automotive or Entertainment Weekly, but it sure would have been nice if it was.

The NEW and IMPROVED TRUTHCAST featuring the extraordinary Paul Starr continues its well-oiled machine run. Paul, Harry Hamilton Hamilton and Lil' Dickie Rickets summon Dennis the Cthulhu to answer listener questions.

Harry gets bad news about the Queen but reveals the secrets of the so-called Bermuda Triangle. It was so simple!

Paul dishes the hot tea!

Dickie proposes something big!

After the show, we find out that Mike is just as clueless as Dickie.

Dennis the Cthulhu was played by Mike's bestie, Dennis Burdziak. Dennis has nothing to promote but is just an all-around great dude.

Paul Starr was played by returning champion, the Queen of the Detroit Comedy Scene, Sam Rager.

Follow Sam on Facebook or Instagram. Her album Trigger Warning is available wherever you're streaming this podcast, and it's great! You can also hear Dennis' distinct laugh all over that baby!

Harry Hamilton Hamilton was played by the always enigmatic Tim den Otter.

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Dickie Rickets was played by the always inconsistent Mike Bobbitt.

Mike isn't active on social media much these days, but check out his other podcast, You Made Me Watch. Dennis Burdziak has been on past episodes too, if you'd like to hear more of his voice when it isn't pitched down -3.33% because Dennis the Cthulhu is only half evil.

Alex Bozinovic as Thomas Luge may not be in our ears this week, but he's always in our hearts.

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Check out the brand-new VIDEO VERSION of the TRUTHCAST produced by the amazingly talented Tim den Otter.

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