‘He Had My WIFE As His Screensaver!!’ The Pitfalls of being a Sex Symbol

‘He Had My WIFE As His Screensaver!!’ The Pitfalls of being a Sex Symbol

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things go from hilarious to heartwarming as Abbey and Peter dive into a chaotic mix of birthday surprises, burnt chocolate cats, and alien conspiracies.


From a charity lunch that ended in shots and Scouse storytelling to Peter’s “notes app revelation” and Abbey’s laser-focused hen do planning, this episode is jam-packed with relatable rants, golden anecdotes, and off-the-cuff laughs.


Pete reflects on the strange phenomenon of being married to a sex symbol (while being shabbered in public toilets), and Abbey shares her intense need to over-plan every detail of life—while Pete floats in football-induced chaos.


They also go deep on aliens, robot dogs, and conspiracy theories, questioning whether Jeff Bezos might be one of them.


Meanwhile, listeners write in with snoring scandals, regrettable screen-savers, and shocking first-time confessions.


As always, it’s candid, chaotic, and comfortingly unfiltered.


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