Drinking With Your Ex (And Other Bad Ideas)30 Jun 2022

"No Strings Attached" and Other Non-Consensual Dating Lies

Having "sexual relations" with other sentient human beings when you are over the age of 40 and still insisting that you, them, he/she/they are "doing it with No-Strings-Attached" is truly just a blatant lie to yourself, your partner, and continues to grow a culture where the grown-ass adults compete to see who can treat the other one more like a disposable sex doll. #FightMe #YouKnowImRight

"No-Strings-Attached" really just means that you are an emotionally insecure and closeted (or openly) sadistic human in desperate need of therapy to address your attachment issues and cold/with-holding mother. #KnowThyself

Blake and Bonnie hold nothing back when describing exactly what lies relationship statuses like "No Strings Attached" or "Friends With Benefits" are and how they reveal the shortcomings (huh huh) of all of us supposed-adults.

***Sure, it's possible to have a respectful, caring and loving short-term sexual relationship with another adult that involves clear boundaries about long-term emotional goals and expectations. But be real - that's not what you did with that girl/guy/Tinder-connection that you hooked up with 5 times and then ghosted.*** #ShutYourFace #DefaultToBasicHumanDeceny #GrowThaFUp

Sound engineering by Jamey Young

Art by Emily Taylor

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Episoder(27)

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The Wizard of Ex- An Interview With The Sound Guy

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27 Apr 20231h 8min

Age Ain't Nothing But A Number

When is dating younger than you TOO young? When is dating older than you TOO old? Is that even a useful question to have? After 40s, is age really anything but a number? #MayDecember4Lyfe #RIPowerAali...

13 Apr 202348min

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7 Apr 202355min

Disclosure

What information is appropriate to share in a new dating relationship and what details should be kept private until the divorce attorneys are involved? #NotARealBlond #MemberOfHairClubForMen #Furries4...

30 Mar 202354min

TBT - Red Flags & SXSW Live Event

Blake and Bonnie are sponsoring a live event today at the 2023 SXSW Music Festival. Come see the amazing showcase at BLK Vinyl from 11am-4pm, March 16, 2023. All proceeds from the event will benefit T...

16 Mar 20231h 4min

Are You/They Dating a Narcissist?

Remember that guy that love-bombed you, then gaslit you and then ghosted, but lurked on your IG until coming back once your relationship status changed? #DickMove #ZombiesLive #NewPhoneWhoDis Was he ...

9 Mar 202354min