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0:00 - This week on WET...

0:58 - The top

5:32 - God I hope we're still friends

9:03 - Going Thru It w/ Justin Essenmacher

13:25 - Being mean to your daughter's boyfriend

15:47 - Third marriage is the charm

19:13 - Trickle down economics at the comedy club

21:06 - Primitive War is a good movie

25:29 - Jerry Jones is the problem

28:50 - Sports merch is horrible now

33:46 - Sports suck, start gambling

35:12 - Those who can't do

37:13 - The WET Boys join ICE

38:09 - Sprechen sie podcast?

40:16 - If you see Markus, give him a hug

45:11 - We got issues

47:06 - Phil's mom calls in

48:02 - Speaking German is easy

52:29 - Justin got roasted by a stranger at work

56:44 - We need adult scholarships

1:00:05 - We'd be great substitute teachers

1:01:54 - Learn to Serve at a Comedy Club

1:05:08 - Jesus was a stoner

1:09:32 - The Amish cheat now

1:14:49 - Phil fixes Justin's hives

1:16:24 - Markus' phat pork butt

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