THE BOOZE HOUND
A song I wrote after reading about a princess marrying a proper who her very royal family said was a scoundrel and a charlatan but they've decided to let love rule and after five years it seems tobe w...
11 Sep 20242min
MUSTANG MAN
A song for Big Manchester Pete, the hardest-looking man you'd ever meet, though his face may seem like it was made for a trick or treat, inside he had a big old heart that was as soft as a boiled suga...
11 Jul 20242min
CATCHER IN THE RYE
A quick song I wrote after learning that they'd put a camera in the little place where I sit and write which I found very unnerving to have an I spy or seeing eye way up upon high : but then the polic...
10 Jul 20242min
AULD LANG SYNE
A song I wrote today after seeing an old Keltic companion I haven't seen for a decade a true blue eyed raven headed Bretagne . The Romans drove them to the furthest reaches of the kingdom so did Edwar...
3 Jul 20242min
KENTUCKY COAL
A song I wrote after visiting my brother who lives in Thailand where I was struck by the close proximity of sin , every one of the seven deadlies were available 24/7 and the foreign tourist readily pa...
2 Jul 20242min
FUDGE FONDUE
A song I wrote whilst looking at the selection of sapiens on a train station I was wondering if we mixed all of them together as if they were paint in a garden shed, would we all end up resembling som...
29 Jun 20243min
WATSITS
Another crazy song written for my god children about a packet of crisps they seem obsessed with songs about chrips but what can you do.
28 Jun 20242min
LOVE JOY
A song I wrote about a honey trap set by the KGB in 1955 using seductive dances from the Bolshoi ballet a British naval attache with the nickname miss Mary was cought in a homo sovieticus sexpionage o...
23 Jun 20243min
