Florida Governor's Race: Concern Trolling and Pick Me Advisor Energy

Florida Governor's Race: Concern Trolling and Pick Me Advisor Energy

For Florida conservatives this one's a no-holds-barred takedown of the grift, the heel turns, and the bad-faith noise drowning out real governance talk in the 2026 governor's race.

In this raw, profanity-laced deep dive, Croaky Caiman switches from safe to semi and unloads:

  • Why "concern trolling" is the internet's favorite way to stab someone while pretending to check their pulse.
  • The most obvious political heel turn since Macho Man turned on Hulk Hogan (spoiler: it's not subtle, and it's not smart).
  • Pattern recognition on opportunists, paid influencers, and "pick me" advisor energy—especially from folks who flip the script the second a job doesn't materialize.
  • Why Jay Collins is the principled, battle-tested continuity pick to keep Florida's strong executive model alive (and why the loudest critics often have the weakest arguments).
  • Nuance in politics: Free speech tradeoffs, executive power in Florida, and why DeSantis' "silence" isn't coy—it's strategic.
  • Shouts to the train-wreck commenters, the DM hypocrites, and why principles > paychecks every time.

If you're tired of performative politics, fake scandals, and people pretending to be "just asking questions" while pushing their own agendas... this episode is for you.

🐊 Croaky doesn't hold back—he calls it like he sees it, with history, facts, and zero tolerance for nonsense.

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