The Poo Stick
A listener’s secret involving the latest poo knife alternative leaves Soph and Emma completely speechless. Meanwhile, Soph tells us all about her niece Eden’s big prom night, while Emma’s been revelli...
22 Jul 202544min
The Mooncup Mishap
There are plenty of highs and lows in this week’s episode, from a magical birth that helped heal past trauma, to a Mooncup mix-up that’ll leave you howling. Plus, the ladies hear from a listener facin...
17 Jul 202519min
The Playground Bangers
Soph and Emma are in a reminiscent mood as they cast their minds back to when "innocent" sing-alongs ruled the playground and MSN Messenger was life. Plus, one mum's secret has both the ladies outrage...
15 Jul 202547min
The Football Mums!
Soph and Emma are pitch-side and pumped as football fever hits the Secret Mum Club! And they’re not alone... This week, they’re joined by the incredible Charlotte Lynch: footballer, coach, teacher, ac...
10 Jul 202530min
The Secret Swear Club
The ladies are throwing their names in the hat to join the Secret Swear Club after one listener reveals a genius (and slightly unhinged) new tradition to swerve their child's judgmental side-eye. Mean...
8 Jul 202546min
The X-Rated Gallery
The SMC gallery has opened its doors once again… and this week’s artwork is looking a little revealing. The ladies hear from a mum whose school run went completely off track, Emma’s still fighting the...
3 Jul 202513min
The Turd Toss
This week, Soph and Emma both come clean with their latest secrets - and you guessed it… they’re both about poo. Emma’s also been experimenting with a new menstrual product, and the results might surp...
1 Jul 202543min
The School Spy
Soph and Emma burp-battle their way through the listener mailbag this week. The ladies have a spy on the inside of the school walls... and let’s just say, they’re bringing all the staffroom goss strai...
26 Jun 202520min
