43: I Hooked Up in My Teacher's Car During Class

This week on Chris vs. the People, we're throwing it back to school days that prove everyone was absolutely unwell. First, a caller shares how she was held at harpoon point by a classmate whose bedroom walls were covered in red handprints. Then, we hear from someone who hooked up with a guy in their science teacher's car….while the guy was allegedly also hooking up with said teacher. Finally, we meet the chaos agent who got her librarian "retired" by teaching her to sashay down the hallway (resulting in broken bones) and got her Spanish teacher fired by lying to her parents about what actually happened. Plus, Chris shares his own trauma about getting cast as a gay dad in his high school musical and the time he hid a rotting peach in his desk that attracted an army of fruit flies. It's teenage disasters, questionable decisions, and proof that we were all way too young to be doing any of this. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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