Situationally Comedic Persons #9: So, Come Here Often?
"SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least Level 3 Clearance must adopt SCP-6438 vi...
30 Apr 25min
Situationally Comedic Persons #8: Missed Communications
“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.” Content Warnings: Intoxication. Transcript Patrons Patrons Feb 23-28 Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii ...
23 Apr 25min
Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month
"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!" Transcript Patrons Feb 6-22 Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, My...
16 Apr 27min
Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad
"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?" Transcript Patrons Feb 8 - 15 Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bossha...
9 Apr 31min
Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous
"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..." Transcript Patrons Feb...
2 Apr 32min
Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts
"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information M...
26 Mar 37min
Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.
"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying ...
19 Mar 35min
