MBMBaM 800: Platonic Soapbox Sex Coffin
It's our 800th Episode, and it's about time we show our real face. For 16 years, you thought we were Da Gooberman, but really we're Monica Angela Rita! But don't worry, we're still full of great advic...
9 Feb 55min
MBMBaM 799: A Regular Human Footballman
While we’re busy busting out of snow-bound homes with our five-pound mattocks, we’re also swinging solid advice about duck detectives, the world of shoe-shines, and fancy hand-squished burgers.Suggest...
2 Feb 54min
MBMBaM 798: Round and Swallowable
Don't sleep on this one, especially not with special sleep gel on your head. We've got a giant quesadilla full of advice about not-so-hot pizza, ransoming your family from bears, and sudden revelation...
26 Jan 1h
MBMBaM 797: Safe and Full of Grubs
If we’re describing a fictional scenario, then we might as well be doctor-teachers in it, right? We’ve got a dual PhD in borrowing chickens, with a minor in un-making bad television shows, and we’re v...
19 Jan 58min
MBMBaM 796: Wire and Ass
Get your giant jug of colon cleaning juice and settle in for some wisdom, hard earned through Wire and Ass. We have advice about stolen slippers, royal ice cream, and the horrors of group chat. And ob...
12 Jan 51min
MBMBaM 795: The Naming of 2026
Another year, another chance to really grind down and dig up all the different ways we can to slant-rhyme with six. And twenty. Maybe. Buckle up, it’s about to get weird – we’re on the way to fist cit...
5 Jan 1h 34min
MBMBaM 794: Candlenights XXX
Don’t go outside, it’s wet! Instead, cozy up with a wad of Big League Chew and your sorta creepy ghost husband, because we’re going to watch every holiday movie in existence to distract us from that u...
22 Des 202555min
MBMBaM 793: Fruit of the Loam
Glasses off! We're getting really serious about mystery underwear, the latest in celebrity feuds that we absolutely have a stake in, and being super duper weird about jellybeans.Suggested talking poin...
15 Des 202551min
