Phil Took Too Much Ozempic

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2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

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5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:01:03 Markus fights the mind meld

00:02:39 The wettest intro we've ever done

00:04:34 Markus feels better soon

00:09:02 Music corner

00:11:09 Are you ready for the best damn water of your life?

00:12:39 Phil's secret relationship with our Moms

00:14:50 Phil part fish type sh*t

00:18:31 We're a fresh pack podcast

00:20:12 Eating Tejas Gummies til we forget how many we've had

00:25:53 Pneumonia Phil

00:28:16 Things Markus took for granted pre-surgery

00:29:50 Cleaning the garage is like wiping your ass

00:31:08 Our 100k Subs celebration will be epic

00:33:08 Why Markus has been so hostile all episode

00:36:39 Boofin pills on the paywall

00:38:16 Adults at the water park

00:41:11 Last Year This Week

00:45:08 Phil saw a UFO

00:47:08 Phil hates the new Netflix dinosaur show

00:49:09 The last time we all cried

00:54:48 Justin's Dollar Tree Haul

00:58:53 Weekly Bit Pitch

01:07:02 Getting mad about the war real quick

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