Valley of the Dolls - For Whom the Tilapio Tolls (The Valley S3E2)

Lara and Carey return to the San Fernando Valley for more glimpses into the abyss, but first they discuss the possibility of Devil Wears Prada 2 being iconic, the rindom new Vogue cover featuring Meryl Streep and Anna Wintour, new details about Lacy from The Valley’s kidnapping, typhus in LA, Natasha Lyonne’s Delta incident, awkwardness on The Euphoria red carpet and more.

On The Valley, Larz and Carz wonder if that’s all there is? Who are these people, really? Who is Schwartz? Who is Lala? Jasmine? Michelle? None of these people really make sense, which is fitting for a time that doesn’t make sense. But still… we soldier through. Zack is forced on more bro dates, this time with Glug Glug Danny to the vasectomy doctor to get his balls inspected, and forced to be the voice of reason, this time questioning Brittany’s burgeoning flop relationship with Brandon. Doute and Luke finally fuck and Schwartz and Michelle do a salt room soundbars date and talk about sad things; Lacy demonstrates her total domination over Jesse. Lala invites everyone and their babies over for yet another sip-and-see for her baby, as Janet begins a humiliation tour of apologizing to everyone, including Jasmine and Nia, and getting nothing in return. Back in the Santa Clarita Horror, Danny pitches more sex with Nia, who — hovering somewhere above her body — contemplates how long she has before she runs away and starts a new life.

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