“I MIGHT DOWNSIZE TO A VAN”
A caller talks fatherhood, considers moving into a van, and tries to figure out what to do with their life. Afterwards a caller sends videos of himself farting, a caller learns more about humanity th...
2 Jul 20251h 13min
“I’M AFRAID OF ETERNITY”
A Christian calls in talk about their fear of the eternal afterlife that is promised to them. Afterwards a caller really wants to cancel a party he’s hosting 2 hours and a final caller prays to her c...
29 Jun 20251h 31min
THE LONE COSPLAYER
A caller living with a personality disorder tries to shift their perspective and do more stuff. We also talk about a guy I knew who had a hook for a hand. Later a meteorologist tries to make friends ...
25 Jun 20251h 29min
“I USED TO BE TROUBLE”
A caller explains how their life has evolved since leaving behind their hoodlum life in Bakersfield CA. Later a caller turns his life around after losing his virginity and a final caller goes to a $5...
22 Jun 20251h 30min
“I’M A FARMER”
A caller tells me how growing up on his family’s farm shaped him into the person he is now, and tells small town stories of blowing up refrigerators and doing donuts in a truck. He was a fascinating m...
18 Jun 20251h 37min
“I’M A CRUISE SHIP MUSICIAN”
A caller explains how they went from busking on the streets to becoming a nautical rock star. We talk about the best and worst places around the globe to perform in the streets, navigating being famou...
15 Jun 20252h 2min
“I AM A FIREFIGHTER”
A firefighter explains how “existential spite” has driven him throughout his life so far. I’ve realized these descriptions don’t need to be that long. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.su...
11 Jun 202559min
GECKMAIL: THE FLESHLIGHT UPDATE
In this episode I sit in a room alone and talk to myself for like 90 minutes reading viewer emails and ranting. Those email topics include ayahuasca, fleshlights, scams, trees, crazy dreams, the elder...
8 Jun 20251h 29min
