“MY MOM RAN AWAY TO DISNEY WORLD”
A caller is habitually cheated on, a caller’s mom runs away to become a Disney influencer, I argue with a caller about bitcoin and God, and a final caller talks about his life studying ocean trash. I...
12 Mar 20251h 1min
“I SOLD MY HUSBAND”
I talk on the phone with the woman who married her horse in last episode’s Geckmail. She catches me up on their marriage, her life philosophies at 60, and her next big adventure involving a mobile cam...
9 Mar 20251h 15min
GECKMAIL: “I MARRIED MY HORSE”
Email topics include marrying a horse, a never-ending Tinder date, solo-traveling, and a bunch of other stuff. I like geckmail. I hope you like it too. I am a gecko. I wonder how many windows you can ...
5 Mar 20251h
GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR”
GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR” Email topics include sexting your driving instructor, corporate greed, the comedown after touring, rehab, bidets, and other things. I am a gecko. There was ...
2 Mar 20251h 1min
FISHING FOR CLARITY
I rant at a caller who enjoys fishing, a caller tries to find his footing as an animator, and a final caller longs to change their alcoholic lifestyle. Please silence your phone. I am a gecko. COME S...
26 Feb 20251h 5min
“WE FOUND LOVE IN A PARKED CAR”
A couple pauses their date night to sit in their parked car and chat, I try to convince a caller not to buy a Porsche, a caller ponders celebrity nonsense, and a final caller gets cucked by God. You ...
23 Feb 20251h 9min
THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD EPISODE
A caller experiences an episode of existential dread after taking some time off work, and shares their perspective on romance, figuring shit out, and just being alive in 2025. He called at a time that...
19 Feb 202558min
“I WAS ON A JAPANESE TV SHOW WITH MY DENTIST’S COUSIN”
After talking abstractly about life for a bit, a caller explains how he wound up on a Japanese TV show with his dentist’s cousin. Later a caller tries to start a legal weed business instead of followi...
16 Feb 20251h 25min
