“I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS”
A caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma. Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews...
22 Mar 20231h
“I WAS LOST AT SEA”
A caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours. Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinde...
19 Mar 202358min
“THE FORCE IS WITHIN ME”
A caller tells me how their life has been going since their grandmother walked in on them pleasuring themselves with a vibrating lightsaber.Afterwards a caller shares that she recently discovered her ...
15 Mar 202355min
“I GET BIT A LOT”
A caller trying to get into the physical education industry is not sure if it’s worth getting bitten by his students. Afterwards a caller tells me about her mother’s longtime wish for her to be gay, a...
12 Mar 20231h 1min
“I WANT TO FUCK LIGHTNING MCQUEEN”
A caller tells me why their patience for their friend's attraction to cartoon characters is wearing thin. Then a call center worker discloses that they look at their client’s homes while on the line w...
8 Mar 202354min
VACATIONS AND DEMONS AND STARBUCKS
A caller’s friend invites himself on the caller’s family vacation to Honduras and exhibits some bizarre behavior while there.Afterwards a caller reveals his aptitude for conjuring demons, a caller exp...
5 Mar 20231h 1min
THE PIZZA MAN
A pizza delivery driver shares his experiences on the job, the various characters he meets along the way, and the frightening reality of seeing a bit of himself in these characters. Then a pair of bro...
1 Mar 20231h
THE PROXY MARRIAGE
A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months.Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remain...
26 Feb 202357min
