“I AM SIMPLY BETTER THAN EVERYONE”

This is a big hulking episode with a lot of great calls. 2 very important questions here: Do you know anyone? and how do you know you’re not dead? I think the best questions are ones that make anywher...

22 Aug 20212h 14min

I ask callers if they’re interesting. Someone calls in to tell me that they work at a pet crematorium and burn dead animal bodies all day. I wouldn’t personally want to do that, but it sounds punk roc...

15 Aug 20211h 33min

I ask callers if they’ve ever invented anything. Someone calls in and doesn’t answer the question and just tells me about her boyfriend’s balls instead. Other people then call in and give actual answe...

8 Aug 20211h 27min

Calls from someone who exclusively watches Hentai, a codependent roommate, a young man going thru a quarter life crisis, and more. I also talk about how sick it would be to be an ant. This is a good e...

1 Aug 20211h 37min

Stories of a Dunkin’ Donuts cat fight, how vocal lessons can help while getting mugged, and more. We also meet a Scottish warrior and fuck around with a broken ceiling fan. Tickets for my Therapy Geck...

25 Jul 20211h 18min

Callers tell us what they did all day. Stories of a ceramics artist chillin’ on unemployment, shady real estate people, a cat rescuer, and more. I also debate whether or not to strip for money. I deci...

18 Jul 20211h 9min

Callers tell us about their lies. We receive stories of polyamorous adventures, getting held up at gunpoint, the struggles of being a professional athlete, and more. It's a scandalous ep!!!! Tickets f...

12 Jul 20211h 16min

Lots of relationship stuff. And life stuff. And gecko stuff. We’re geckin’ it up big. Come hang. Look I’ll be honest, I completely phoned this description in, but I promise this is a very good episode...

5 Jul 20211h 32min