WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BE A PROFESSIONAL GILF? ft. Ruby Lynne

After last week's cornucopia of emotions, Krystyna and Corinne needed to skip town. Krystyna found comfort in a Kim Kardashian-like stripper outside of Boston and Corinne traveled to the majestic land of New Jersey where her standing on the 'Tier of Sluttiness' was realized. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome a recurring GWF character of sorts...none other than CRAIG MAHONEY (AKA MAHOTTIE). Contrary to the show's title, sometimes having a penis in one's vagina isn't the true measure of a successful sexual encounter. Sometimes all that matters is that you woke up naked next to Craig Mahoney. Corinne recently woke up naked to Craig Mahoney and she's been reveling in her victory ever since. TOPICS INCLUDE: Craig ruins the dreams of strange children, dogs watching you bang, crooked dicks, being roofied & our most prized sexual mementos. PLUS: Bonus guest GWF Superfan LIZ from Australia & win tix to Hump! Tour 2014! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Apr 20141h 12min

It's been a rough week. Krystyna bombed, Corinne dropped some bombs. They both cried. After one of the more serious intros in Guys We Fucked history, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome this week's guest: a former professional escort (yeah, like a fancy prostitute) to shed some light on the often shit upon sex industry. In this rare estrogen-only episode, the 3-some discusses 3-ways (with various gender identity combos), feeling like a dumbass in lingerie, sadistic sex acts, girl crushes, humiliation narratives and reading one's porn. PLUS A SPECIAL BONUS FEATURE: What Anal Sex Means to Me E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Apr 20141h 10min

The most important thing to remember during sex is that rhythm is a dancer. Although Corinne's a little rundown from all the mouse murdering she's been doing in her new digs and Krystyna's addiction to Sesame Chicken has reached new heights, the girls of Sorry About Last Night have rallied yet again to bring you answers to some of life's most harrowing questions such as the age-old TO SWALLOW...OR NOT TO SWALLOW? This week we meet freshly fucked JOE, a member of the Shaved Generation, who has been making out with Corinne since New Year's Eve 2012. Joe and Corinne share that special kind of disconnect that sits in only the numbest of hearts and Krystyna is only too happy to be the sole witness at the signing of their no-strings-attached friendly fuck treaty. TOPICS COVERED INCLUDE: 17-year-old sex, nose ring sex, jack hammer sex, holiday sex, lying to your mom FOR THE RIGHT REASONS, Hillary Rodham Clinton + that time Krystyna and Corinne HELD (not threw) a party. And, yes, Corinne now knows Nihilism isn't the religion where you can't kill stuff. That's Jainism. So spare her the condescending E-mails. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Apr 20141h 11min