Help There’s Sparkle On My Stomach
After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined by our Jordan, the boys turn to your dilemmas on feeding dogs in a cafe, dealing with round dodgers, and what to do when you’ve double booked yourself on the night of the Sexted live tour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6 Feb 202442min
Drinks, DJs and Dixon Dallas
Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin! While William’s been broadening his repertoire with some fart jokes. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding country music and awkward sexual encounters involving piercings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2 Feb 202414min
Help I’ve Had A Sloppy Sunday
After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a very hangry Jordan, they turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to politely say no and discuss how to NEVER eat a Pringle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30 Jan 202430min
Gaysons, Prinks and Chris Moyles
William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’s been doing in the shower all these years! There’s also some controversial correspondence to catch up on involving Freemasons, sex smells, and the differences between gooch and taint. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26 Jan 202418min
Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft
The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan lists which food goes best with eggs (spoiler alert: all food). They then turn to helping you with your dilemmas regarding how to deal with people who don’t cover their mouths when they cough and finding ancient dildos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23 Jan 202438min
Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings
William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jordan scores a personal victory over a classic northern saying. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence and discover whether any G&Diva’s share Jordan’s knack at being able to ‘smell sex’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19 Jan 202416min
Help He’s Stuck On My Piercing
After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the very first time the boys have a lot to catch up on. There’s also talk of dartboards, country music, and William’s shock at discovering Mikey’s been acting fishy in his absence. When all that’s cleared up they get to helping with your dilemmas on how to deal with rude people in public and whether it’s ever OK to ask if someone’s had cosmetic surgery? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16 Jan 202439min
Condoms, Impressions and Incest Sticks
As we head into the ‘most boring weekend of the year’ the boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on concerning royal-on-royal greeting etiquette, Sexted Panto reviews, and the origins of Jordan’s impression of Mikey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12 Jan 202416min
