
Help I Hate Your Dinner Party
For the first time in a long time, William and Jordan bring you a themed episode of the podcast, and it's dinner parties that are on the Sexted agenda. The pair get to answering as many of your cold collation questions as the can possibly get to, William reveals an unexpected recent discovery and Jordan remembers a time he was required to clean a call centre. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8 Feb 202251min

Weekend Release: Handwritten Loophole
In this weekend’s episode, William is pulled up on a loophole to his handwritten reply policy - much to his displeasure. There’s chat about Beanie Babies, Karens, and Jordan, somehow, managing to meet The Duke of Cambridge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4 Feb 202218min

Help There's A Pirate At My Funeral
After a smashing night at Producer Ben's, William brings back a much-loved feature from episodes past - his diary. William also reveals his post-marriage surname, Jordan reveals (more) about life as a child in the North household and there's some sage advice if your partner keeps falling asleep before you have a chance to… get to it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 Feb 202240min

Weekend Release: Anonymous Widow
In this latest Weekend Release, there are more defecation in bags stories for William and Jordan to ponder, an update from the dating anonymous widow and a suggestion for a now non-judgemental William. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28 Jan 20229min

Help My In-Laws Have Seen My Fandango
This episode brought us to tears in so many ways. Well, mostly the laughing so much you start to cry way… But there's also a letter from someone involved in William's favourite musical that brings him to tears and Jordan may as well have been crying when he hadn't been invited to PB's. There's also a somehow pretty uneventful dinner party update from when Jordan went to William's and a shocking revelation about the inside of Jordan's mouth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25 Jan 202247min

Weekend Release: Private Parts with Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy
Last week it was the turn of William and Jordan to be on Private Parts, this week it's time for Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy to join us in our own backyard. Together they're introduced to gin and Dubonnet, Centre Parcs and a classic problem from podcast past. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21 Jan 202222min

Help I've Been Caught With The Vicar
Before this week's recording of the podcast, there was a chance encounter between our two favourite podcast hosts, but surprisingly William was with another man who most certainly wasn't a builder! William explains what on earth was going on, as well as sharing all about the time he was under a butler and there's a return for our much-loved Give Me The D competition. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18 Jan 202250min

Weekend Release: William's Unfair Dismissal
Fresh off the back of newfound Tik Tok success, William and Jordan take a look through some of the more heated comments from a particular video. They reflect on the Advent Calendar episodes more generally and one question cuts a bit too close to the bone for Jordan's liking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14 Jan 202219min