
Fierce Feuds, Foreign Foods and The Fister
The boys have received a late Fistmas gift - let’s just say it’s a handful. They run through their 2025 ins and outs, covering everything from laser pens, iglooing and potato peelers. William’s obsession with melon and ham reaches new heights with a deep dive into its history, and it seems our sticky-fingered studio neighbours are back to their old tricks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17 Jan 22min

Help We’re Pushing Ben’s Big Button
After what feels like a month of avoiding each other, the boys are finally reunited! Since their last episode, they’ve jetted off to New York... at different times, caught Sunset Boulevard, and one of them even rescued a dog (old news, we know). As they catch up, they tackle a few G&Diva dilemmas, including how to break the news that a friend’s “special” ointment has been recalled and the horror of waking up stark naked… in your parents’ bed. And once again, Ben is wrestling his way onto the podcast with the help of a special red button. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14 Jan 43min

Help There’s A Sausage Roll In Santa’s Sack
It’s the Sexted Christmas Special, and the only way to celebrate is with a three-way Secret Santa! But, surprise surprise, someone might’ve left the gift shopping to the last minute (no fingers pointed... yet). Meanwhile, the G&Divas have sent in their festive dilemmas, like: is there etiquette for reheating leftovers? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24 Des 202440min

Festive Fails, Fancy Fa-La-Las, and Christmassy Feels
Jordan gets misty-eyed over a G&Diva’s Gingerbread House tribute, while William struggles to grasp Secret Santa rules. The boys also discover a troupe of luxury carollers in Chichester and cringe at an awkward gift exchange from a Help Hotliner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20 Des 202426min

Help I Got Sixty-Blinded
Jordan relives his Jingle Bell Ball wardrobe drama, while William reveals the latest twist in his solo tour preparations. A fierce debate kicks off over the correct use of tea towels, and a G&Diva’s jaw-dropping tale of going blind has everyone desperate for the cheeky details. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17 Des 202433min

Naughty Neighbours, Nuisance Bills and Newspapers
William’s got two bones to pick this week as his noisy neighbours are at it again, and a certain newspaper seems to have published a very familiar article title. Meanwhile, Jordan is busy getting his glad rags ready for the Jingle Bell Ball, and two Christmas Help Hotline callers are in need of assistance! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13 Des 202430min

Help I’ve Got My Sugar Daddy’s Bear
There’s a ringing in the studio… one we’ve not heard in a long time - it’s the Christmas Help Hotline! The boys lend an ear to a couple of G&Divas on the blower, including one debating what to do with a gift from their Sugar Daddy. Meanwhile, the boys regurgitate their content (again) on Capital Breakfast, and William finally hears Jordan’s *very* short film cameo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10 Des 202447min

Panto, Pitiful Impressions and Prehistoric Beings
William’s received some lovely handwritten letters, including a charming depiction of the team as dinosaurs. Jordan briefly hands over his impressions baton to William - thankfully, not for long. Plus, we hear there’s been a Wendy shout-out at the local panto. (Oh no, there hasn’t!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6 Des 202417min