Romaine Calm and Don't Eat Lettuce (feat. yonderwizzerd)

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:36 South Caroline is bad at naming boys

00:05:43 How Yonder started opening Secret Show

00:11:17 Romaine calm and don't eat lettuce

00:14:12 In Memoriam: Sam Neill

00:26:44 Looking at pictures of Phil's ass

00:30:33 The great cheese debate

00:35:28 Yonder's hair secret

00:41:03 Yonder's rich heritage

00:46:34 Europeans discovering ranch

00:48:32 Bit Pitch

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