The War on Drugs is BACK ON!

SEE MARKUS & JUSTIN

The Green Room

Friday 8/21, 8 - 11pm

13201 Pond Springs Rd #105A, Austin, TX 78729, USA

https://www.thegreenroom-austin.com/event-details/tokes-n-jokes-with-markus-olind-2026-08-21-20-00

SAUNA COMEDY SHOW

Bathe Austin

Saturday 8/15, 8-10pm

2922 East Cesar Chavez Street, Austin, TX

https://sweatpals.com/event/wet-comedy-show-pyra-social-sauna-fdf620?utm_source=host_widget&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=host_769a79ca-3528-4b2c-8937-534221821150

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026

Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!

https://www.jokewrldfest.com/

(we will not be there but you should go)

MERCH

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TEJAS TONIC

Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!

https://www.tejastonic.com/

RECORD WHERE WE DO

Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!

https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:33 Clowning

00:05:47 Thank god w*ed is dangerous again

00:17:50 Justin's spectacular bowling injury

00:26:22 Breast health (feat. a woman)

00:31:01 Bit Pitch

00:48:46 Last year this week

00:50:53 Denzel is the perfect actor

00:55:22 Cliff hangers suck

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https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/

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https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher

Markus:

https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip:

https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy

Production:

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