147 Epic Sweepstakes Scammer

Tonight on CEP! It's one big scam call!

A scammer calls me asking for Foghorn Leghorn by name! Yes, I've been using the name so often, that the name is now reflected in the databases the scammers sell to each other!
Wait til you hear how they pronounced Wisconsin!
She tells me that someone from "Consumers Clearing House" is coming to give me a huge "cash awerd"!
Her false attitude is so saccharine it's disgusting - but I turn it against her at so many points. The awkward laughs are abundant.
I then twist the knife into her by thanking her over and over again for helping the helpless seniors.
She then has the audacity to give me a sneaky survey to figure out if I own my home, and ask for the types and amounts of my investments!
At one point, the "senior attorney" gets on, and warns me not to talk to other scammers! I told her I give money to anyone who calls, and that piqued her interest.
I then told her some other guys called and offered me more prize money, so I might go with them instead!

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