The Teacher With A Pet Flea In A Locket (Weird Substitute Teachers)

You haven't truly had an eating disorder until you eat ten bunless Big Macs with a knife and fork 😙 Today we remember why high school kids are the most ruthless people on earth and why putting Pepto-Bismol in your math teacher's coffee is rat tail kid activity. Don't act like you wouldn't sign up for a government-funded week of going back to high school at age 35 just so you can cater lunch from Qdoba and depants your bois in the hallway 😎 Love ya fam see ya sunday🫡

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**TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS**

**0:00 - Intro**
**2:40 - Leaving your car running for four hours while substitute teaching**
**5:35 - Playing indoor ruler baseball with Mr. Bogardis**
**7:50 - Mrs. Anderson and the hair scarf showdown**
**9:00 - Proposing high school week for thirty-five-year-olds**
**12:15 - Hiring pale nerds and the situational hotness trap**
**17:45 - The substitute teacher with a pet flea in a locket**
**21:45 - Art class prop comedy and calling the ice cream shop on a stapler**
**25:50 - Turning in your Scratten and religion class junk resituating**
**29:10 - Mr. French's Assateague Island elementary camping trip**
**36:05 - Searing cream cheese bagels on the bottom of a dirty shoe**
**38:50 - Shuffling I hate Miss Phillips messages onto math quizzes**
**42:20 - Spotting the Chris Farley lookalike sub eating wings at Hooters**
**46:30 - Native American lesbian PE teachers screaming about untied shoes**
**52:40 - Off pizza for four months and fighting the pizza demons**