
The Best Saffron Ever
In this episode: solo dancing, Chateau Shereé, hot oil, stage whispers, loud loungers, Cheez-it arson, #RHONJ, #TheBachelor formula, country singers nobody’s ever heard of, no x in especially, anti-vaxxer kids take charge, drinking myths, breaking saffron news, Meghan’s incessant bump-cradling, The Best Quiz Show Ever, the worst best friend ever, and the wrong time to floss.
24 Feb 201932min

The Best Shrub Ever
In this episode: Magical vinegar, stealing away, snack heroics, living your best life with foil, grippy socks, bad yearbook decisions, speak for yourself, Amy, reality debates, #millenniallatenessexcuses, real celebrity judges, fancy doctor outfit on #RHONJ, the world’s best, drivel on #theBachelor and vapid bachelorettes, support animal news, romantic gestures, parental consent, Meghan’s friends give her a hand, Danielle accidentally causes local drama, and our interview with the best beverage CEO ever, Scott Dillon of the Twisted Beverage Company!
10 Feb 201947min

The Best Vortex Ever
In this episode: Laughably cold weather, San Francisco sadness, pants-optional meetings, unexpected bar findings, underwater news, cobblestone problems, a very enthusiastic coach spotter, hedgehog warning, hockey heroics, complimentary words, aspirational #peleton ads, au revoir to the Mooch, safety and comfort on #TheBachelor, D list celebrities, and an interview with the best sleep expert ever, Sarah Moe of Sleep Health Specialists!
4 Feb 201940min

The Best Connotation Ever
In this Episode: Leif the spin artist, magical limes, darn that polygamy, Wyoming’s bubonic cat plague, a new world record, MSP bathrooms famous for the right reasons this time, Stassi’s mom is cray, the most exciting Celebrity Big Brother cast ever, Fetty Wap, dumb games on #TheBachelor, the Hyperbole mailbag, denote vs. connote, Walmart parking lot shenanigans, really terrible sports coverage, and middle school drama.
20 Jan 201931min

The Best Anecdote Ever
In this episode: cheesecloth confessionals, odd #GoldenGlobes moments, guilty chicken pleasures, Januhairy, an unprofitable business model, anecdote vs. antidote, Minnesota accolades, overfamiliarity in the Bravo Clubhouse, local small dog drama, and our interview with perhaps the most talented PR professional on the planet: Lola Red Founder, Alexis Walsko!
14 Jan 201941min

The Best Frizz Ever
In this episode: helpful guest notes, scatology, Venezuelan and South African poise, possibly rigged beauty contests, great hair, mauve, fame beyond measure, apostrophes and plurals, there’s something about Meghan, how do Canadians say they’re sorry, baby bridesmaids and unrelated bridesmaid drama, historical royal news, #RHONY, #BelowDeck, #TopChef, faking it for the new year, a Frenchman in a barrel, and teenage shenanigans.
6 Jan 201942min

The Best Year Ever
In this episode: Invented words, a brush with fame, scatological products, tricky white supremacists, the highest point in Paramus, word of the year, #RHONJ, #RHOD, smooth sailing, ”stoled” phones, the worst trivia ever, electoral syllables, all-powerful Scientologists, something worse than the plague, and local turkey drama.
10 Des 201835min

The Best Bubba Ever
In this episode: space news, ensure vs. insure, a grammar kissing booth, one-upping, half-assing Christmas, a Twitter mystery, challah part II, a #RHOD foam party, loose serial killer lips, a romaine ban, unprofessional photography, royal tension, our favorite quiz to date, and a very important follow-up story.
2 Des 201838min