GOML LIVE #122

I sit down with my right hand man Ryan Katsu Rivera and we discuss his ability to do impressions. I can't do them. Is that because I haven't tried or is it just a skill you can't acquire. Would I be a...

5 Sep 201842min

I start out talking about how awesome strip clubs are which doesn't make sense because I haven't been to one since my daughter was born. Doesn't that mean there's something depraved and sexist about t...

30 Aug 201848min

After two weeks on the lam, I'm back to talk about my road trip and all the weird places I visited in Niagara Falls, rural Ontario, and Montreal. Turns out Niagara Falls is trashier than ever, rural O...

27 Aug 201847min

Austin is banning bands and ruining their careers for not following the rules. I don't want artists to follow the rules. I don't even want them to know what the rules are. Same with movies. I don't wa...

15 Aug 201844min

I start out talking about how productive you can be and if it's predetermined. I also ask if taking drugs like Adderall can change that amount which gets me on a tangent about being introduced to the ...

10 Aug 201845min

What was supposed to be a funny episode about all the cute things my five-year-old does, quickly spirals out of control and becomes an angry old man rant about water, elaborate drinks, and the fact th...

7 Aug 201850min

This is a very serious episode about jokes and what's happened to them. Political correctness has infiltrated all of comedy now and the result is sketch comedy, stand-up, movies, and TV are only allow...

2 Aug 201844min

Initially my teachers thought I was gifted but after doing a few tests, they realized I was borderline "special needs" and put me in a class with the dumbest kids in the school. The strange thing abou...

1 Aug 201845min