603 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

603 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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238-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

238-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

It's your mom's house! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Jul 20141h 3min

237-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

237-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Hey YO!!!! What it do, Junior Boo Boo? It's so fun to make fun of family and we encourage you to PUSH THOSE LIMITS! If the elevator posts a weight limit, suggest to your mother/wife/son that they will...

9 Jul 20141h 6min

236-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

236-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

It's time to celebrate. America, either the land you're lucky enough to live in or lucky enough to wish you lived in is putting another candle in her cake. Show respect. Wear tighter, more form-fittin...

4 Jul 20141h 8min

Sydney Castillo-235-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Sydney Castillo-235-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

You guys are like salmon. You say you're more smarter, but ya'll are the stupidest mutherf***ers we have ever seen! Just kidding - we Love you!  The Mommy Dome is happy to welcome Christina's fellow c...

2 Jul 20141h 14min

234-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

234-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Take care of your rectum and its "situations" or get a Woolery-approved lubricant to stop the pools of blood.  We can't stop the madness and the madness is in the form of music. MAKE IT STOP! Or don't...

27 Jun 20141h 7min

233-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

233-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

There are kids here so please SIT YOUR WHORE ASS DOWN! That's a pretty aggressive way to address a fellow passenger, but we all have our days. Chuck Woolery blames Canada and wants to take them down! ...

25 Jun 20141h 8min

232-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

232-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme said the less than fully toothed lady. That's no way to get the joint passed over, boo. You gotta mind your manners! White trash is a special breed of human and we like to think of...

20 Jun 20141h 6min

231-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

231-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

What hurts on you? Your what, your what, your what? That's nice, lady! As the Great Italian pornographer, Rocco says, "You must have both the passion and the chemistry and the focus and not know when ...

19 Jun 20141h 5min

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