#448: Have a Biscuit (OOTP 12, Professor Umbridge)

Andy from Harry Potter Fan Zone joins the show and shares the history of his website and how he received the prestigious J.K. Rowling Fan Site Award The hosts share the Harry Potter gifts they received during the holidays Chapter-by-Chapter returns with Order of the Phoenix - Chapter 12: Professor Umbridge Seven Word Summary: Classes begin for the term despite attitudes Harry’s troubles continue: Seamus bolts early in the morning, Dean is at a loss for words and Lavender isn’t buying Harry’s story either. Hermione once again raises the importance of House unity. But is Hogwarts set up well for such a thing? Does Dumbledore, in fact, not want to draw attention to Hagrid's absence? Fred & George are in search of test subjects! Why couldn’t the Gryffindor Head Boy or Head Girl handle them? Why doesn't Harry own up to giving the Weasley twins their money for the joke shop? Kissy Kissy! Cho is back. Enter Ron - Master Wandblocker! Is J.K. Rowling trying to tell the reader something about jumping on bandwagons? Harry has his worst day of classes: History of Magic, Potions, Divination, DADA What classes when we were kids could we just not get through? With Hagrid gone and Umbridge teaching DADA, Harry really has no classes he enjoys! Does Snape ride Harry hard because he sees potential in him or because he's an ass? Umbridge raises the point that Defense Against The Dark Arts at Hogwarts has been rather disrupted and fragmented. She's not wrong, is she? So, we’re going back to basics? We could see doing this for one or two lessons, but the entire year? What does Umbridge having a short wand mean? Do we believe this new DADA class was really carefully devised by experts at the Ministry? Is Umbridge wrong about Lupin? Parvati raises a great point about the practical nature of their O.W.L.s. So, the students should just show up and perform a spell? Isn’t Umbridge setting the students up for failure? Wouldn’t it be a poor reflection on her if all of her students fail their O.W.L.s? Have a biscuit, Potter! Umbridge Suck Count, Connecting The Threads, MVP of the Week, Rename The Chapter return Quizzitch: What has Hermione been making over the summer? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices