
390-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Are there any Jean's in the house? How about uncircumcised ones? Well, this is the episode for you. We have a very helpful man that teaches you how to clean it (it involves a wash cloth). Speaking of wash clothes, those are for poor people, right? T Bunz ran into Kane a few weeks ago at the airport - do you think he yelled his infamous call in public? You'll just have to listen, Jean. Plus, Tommy once saw an older lady touching her stuff in public at a bar and Jean thinks it's a questionable story. How about 'chu? Can a man have dinner with a lady that's not his wife without wanting to fill her up? We really hope you have the STANIMA for this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5 Apr 20171h 45min

389-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
There's a crazy fat kid running North Korea and nobody is going to debate that fact. Do you know all the U.S. Presidents? We certainly do not. There's a JV squad and we go thru it. When first class disappoints you, what do you do? We complain, bitterly. Plus, Jean has a very important dental update (cause she's a show off). And a LIVE F-A-R-T was captured on the show and it should settle the Fart Champ debate once and for all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29 Mar 20171h 32min

388-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Some people are just gross and then there's THIS lady. Whoa. And coming from us that's pretty special. She puts her finger, well, just listen. Plus, if you had to say one of us is a better burper who would you choose, Gene or Jean? There are some epic Dad Boners in this one and an absolute gift of a Hey Mommy order. And thankfully there's a nasal alien that breaks that down for us too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22 Mar 20171h 41min

387-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Dearest Jean, This is a great podcast. Today we recap our lunch with Dan Pena and Tom's ill-fitting suit. Plus, Jean got an iWatch and boy does she love it (more than she loves Tom). Some French guy wants to teach you about loving your lingam and the mommies saw Get Out - go see it! How often do you run into massage therapists that are also smokers? I guess Tom's just lucky. All of that, plus vocal fry, dental updates and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15 Mar 20171h 36min

386-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you're on a plane and you're bleeding from your tumors you just need people to MOVE. Jean and Tom break down their one night getaway and how Tom's browns have changed for the better since he cut sugar (mostly). Plus Tina gets grossed out by a gagging video and we have some new really boring stuff to play for you. Some fashion is absurd and we gladly make fun of it. How do some guys tolerate ball kicks? Are you one of those guys? could you drop us a line? We are more than honored that the President spoke our name. Please enjoy these fresh pressed jeans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8 Mar 20171h 52min

BONUS-Live From Irvine (Early Show) - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Live from the Irvine Improv with 500 mommies in the stands. Let er rip! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3 Mar 20171h 41min

385-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
How much sausage do you need to feed your whole family? What if there are some big women in it? Probably more, right? Would you leave an angry voicemail about it? This episode has Gucci Mane, bloody yoga pants, boring videos and the SECRET to a Double Pipe Classic? WHAT?!?! yeah. Listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1 Mar 20171h 27min

384-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you haven't ever seen a whale penis, you don't size and you don't know Penis. Tommy hung out with Top Dog and Charo this weekend and he has tales to tell. Plus Gene had a dream that Tommy was bad and now she's mad at him in real life. Does this nonsense happen in your life as well? Tina's phone got a new text. Anyone interested in DRUGS?!?! AND, more boring videos, Hey Mommy and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22 Feb 20171h 35min






















