r/Trueoffmychest I Caught My Brother ****ing His Daughter

r/Entitledparents OP's cousin is a single mother of a 5-year-old, and that kid was exposed to someone with Covid. Unfortunately, the cousin also lives with her grandparents, so it's not safe for them to stay in that home anymore. So what's her' solution? She tells OP that she deserves to have his house because her 5-year-old "would just die without wifi and tv." So, her argument is literally, "We have Covid, so give me your house!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Feb 202116min

r/Relationships_Advice After OP tragically loses his wife, he decides to hire the services of a young lady to keep him company. He meets with her every single week for literally years. OP is shocked to discover that she intends to retire from adult work and go live a "normal" life. However, he's fallen in love with her and he thinks that she feels the same way. What should he do? Should he confess his love and move across country with her to start a real relationship? Should he just move on? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Feb 202116min

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a garden in his backyard where he grows vegetables. After his new neighbor moves in next door, he goes out to garden one day and finds his neighbor and her teenage kid stealing vegetables right out of his garden. He called the cops, naturally, and now this Karen is trying to convince everyone in the neighborhood that OP is a butthole for calling the cops on her because she should be allowed to steal his vegetables. Theft is theft, lady! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Feb 202113min

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has a bunch of neighbors who intentionally go out of their way to make his life miserable. They hold loud parties every single weekend and blast loud music to prevent him from sleeping. Well, when these neighbors decide to remodel their house, they discover one very important fact about OP: he's a construction/permit lawyer. So when the neighbors make one tiny mistake during their remodeling, OP has all the ammo he needs to make their lives utter hell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Feb 202115min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's factory enacts an incredibly stupid new policy that requires them to lock down dozens of machines to do simple, 10-minute repair jobs. OP warns his boss that this will be a pointlessly expensive procedure, but his boss tells him to just do as he's told. OK, boss, sure thing! OP follows his orders and shuts down half the factory to fix one tiny little part, costing the company $3,500,000. Oops! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Feb 202118min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a southern boy walks into a tech store to get his computer serviced. The customer is shocked to see that a woman is behind the desk, so he demands to see the manager. The manager turns out to be a black man, which makes the customer even angrier, so he starts screaming at all of the employees. They call the cops, and this piece of trash gets arrested! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Feb 202116min

r/Choosingbeggars Are you ready for an exciting new career with CHOOSING BEGGARS INCORPORATED?! We've got a great new job opening for a qualified candidate who has a PhD and 20 years of work experience. The pay is only $0 to start, but if you work here you will be rewarded with a sense of pride and accomplishment! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Feb 202118min

r/Entitledparents OP's father married a random US citizen so that he could stay in America and operate his business. OP's father and his wife didn't love each other at all, but he paid her a yearly salary in exchange for the marriage so he could keep his green card. When OP's father passes away, the lady freaks out and starts demanding that OP pay her a salary because "it's what he would have wanted." No, lady, that's what YOU want. What OP wants is to cut you out of her life forever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Feb 202116min