r/Maliciouscompliance Demote Me? Lose $1,000,000!

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's sister-in-law is an absolute mega-Karen who is constantly blowing all of her money in get rich quick schemes. Karen ropes OP's wife into a scheme. OP's wife withdraws a huge chunk of their life savings to invest in an MLM scheme. OP tells his wife that if she doesn't return the money, he's going to divide all of their finances because he can't trust her anymore. Naturally, she flips out on him and says that he's suppressing her dreams. What do you think? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Apr 202119min

r/Maliciouscompliance OP decides to do some shopping at a convenience store, where he happens to find some packaged salami. Delighted, he buys the seemingly innocent meat and takes it home to eat. However, when he unpackages the ancient and terrible beast, he discovers a foe that no mere mortal could defeat. He takes the stinky sausage back to the convenience store, where the clerk demands OP to unwrap the salami before she processes a refund. You want to smell the salami, lady? Don't say I didn't warn you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 Mar 202120min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works at a fast food joint and a Karen takes over as a new manager. On her very first day on the job, Karen retreats to the office and completely ignores the business so she can watch TV. She was even scheduled to work the line that day, so all the other workers were working a man down due to her laziness. The workers eventually become too stressed out due to the toxic work environment, so one of the employees throws a milkshake at a customer, which leads the employees mass quitting. That Karen really messed up her first day on the job! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Mar 202119min

r/Entitledparents OP is a pepper head! He loves all things spicy, so he decides to make himself some ultra spicy hot wings. Unbeknownst to OP, his roommate's friend (the entitled mother) comes over with her kid. The entitled mother sees the chicken wings sitting on the counter, so what does she do? Naturally, she steals a wing and gives it to her precious child. The poor kid eats it and immediately starts screaming because it feels like her mouth is on fire. The entitled mother then starts screaming at OP for not having safe food that she could steal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Mar 202117min

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is struggling with some of the worst professors imaginable. He's got one professor, professor sleazy, who has a habit of making passes at young male students. He has another professor who treats her students unfairly and hands out grades based on favoritism. Eventually, one of his professors makes the mistake of propositioning him through email, so OP takes the email to the dean and threatens to destroy the school's reputation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Mar 202124min

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP graciously decides to be a surrogate for her sister, who has troubles for fertility. The problem is that OP's sister keeps pretending that she's the one who's pregnant. When OP and her sister go shopping, a considerate worker offers OP a chair because, well, she is actually pregnant. OP's sister flips out and says that she's the one who deserves the chair because it's her child. OP yells at her sister that even though it's her sister's child, OP is the one who is actually pregnant and she's exhausted from constantly running around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Mar 202119min

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP works as an assistant at a big fancy company with lots of highly paid specialists. OP's coworkers gathered around to talk about how great it is to have money and how much they don't respect people who are poor. OP said that she's poor, so does that mean they don't respect her? Amazingly, her coworkers responded by saying that she was being disrespectful. What is wrong with some people? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Mar 202118min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, we have a student to grapples with his school's strict dress code. OP is a bisexual student who is constantly bullied by his classmates, who steal his belt. He retaliates by wearing a gay pride belt to school, which also gets stolen. When the bully gets caught with the stolen belt, the bully is stuck with an impossible choice: Does he admit he stole it and get in trouble, or does he say the belt is his and then get bullied himself? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Mar 202117min