Hysteria 5119 Mar 2020

H51 Classic: Bug IN Bag (also our incoherent ramblings on today's state of affairs) | BONUS

What do you do when there’s a global pandemic? RECYCLE OLD MATERIAL! OK, we kid, but in this special release we’re giving you an oldy, but a goody – our 9th episode – “Prepping for the Apocalypse”. But have no fear, you get a good 20 minutes of meaty John and Brent goodness up front talking about the coronavirus, John’s positive test (you’ll have to listen to know what that means), and the likely cause of all this (it involves C-Bot). Then we launch into the episode dating all the way back to a simpler time…2016. When all we had to worry about were election results. Ah, the good ol’ days. ANYWAY, here it is in all of its pre-pandemic glory. Also, on the advice of council we’d like to stress we aren’t endorsing turning into Brendan Fraser in Blast From The Past – just keep your eyes open and if you want to order one or two things on Amazon that could help in a pinch – hey no one is stopping you. Stay healthy, look out for one another, and call your family – they’re bored. XOXOXO – Hysteria 51.

Original Description:Zombies, civil unrest, natural catastrophe, Trump, alien invasion, super contagion…all potential harbingers of apocalypse. When the time comes, will you be prepared? In episode 9 Brent and John dive into the world of doomsday prepping. Want to know what to put in a bug-out bag? Brent will tell you (but if you need a knife suggestion – we wouldn’t ask him). John learns everything he needs to know from YouTube, and the fellas talk the advantages of “bugging in” (hint: mattresses are more comfortable than rocks). Plus a taste test of military MREs (meals ready to eat)…all of that and more on the sodium packed edition of Hysteria 51.

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