Off Guard Best Man // Being Decided Via Ladder [150]

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Chia pets, sea monkeys, astrology, unfortunate teeth saga, Family feud game, Geoff’s year of movie, Bean hole, microwave etiquette, and Livin that slop life. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face60 and use code face60 Shopify http://shopify.com/face and Rooster Teeth FIRST http://roosterteeth.com/signup and listen to F**kface to support us DIRECTLY. Download the public audio version https://link.chtbl.com/f--kface. Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Mar 20231h 13min

In their second office day, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to talk about bits that have been dropped through the history of the show, scheduling bits, the cosmic crisp care package, and the Best of F**kface. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Mar 20231h

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's roof, The Preview, non-rehash of the grocery store, pizza party at Geoff's, hot dog chews, Geoff's root canal, earliest childhood disappointment, movie reviews, the new game Sloppy Joes Bingo, the Year of Slop, and Andrew's XFL fandom. F**KFACE Opening Day livestream 3/23 @ 11am CT, tune in! Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face, BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face, and Manscaped http://manscaped.com + code FACE20. Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Mar 20231h 18min

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Ferrigno vs schwarzenegger, OJ Simpson, the smallest item you can find at a grocery store, If it’s Andrew’s or Gavin’s rules, Weird foot guy by association, Gavin’s warzone challenge for Andrew, F**kface promos, Dental updates, Waco, Survivor diarrhea, The last beard oil for the rest of your life, Toilet paper showdown, The perfect ultimate recipe, and Eric getting mad. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face and Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face60 and use code face60 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Mar 20231h 18min

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric is thinking about being mad, AN EGG, Geoff's naming, ANMA, Geoff's Life Hack, food dice, haircuts, give me Yop Me Mama, bullied on fridays, 2023 is for movies, Rollerball, Fast 9, Geoff Free, throwing a fruit the furthest, Wicked Smarts, premium magnet, and getting mall jobs.  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Download the public audio version https://link.chtbl.com/f--kface. Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Mar 20231h 6min

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cover intros, Geoff's burp, hanging out, Andrew vs the toilet, cabinet knob is the piss, return of the root canal, Gavin's non-filter, one star Ubers, the TV that fixes itself is still broken, driveby root canal, dynamics of a toilet goat kick, feet hatred, and pastrami. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com  Sponsored by Honey http://joinhoney.com/face Shopify http://shopify.com/face and Tales from the Stinky Dragon, listen wherever you get podcasts. Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Mar 20231h 5min

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Friendervention, Gavin is muted, fridge magnet, Skype forums, loud restaurant, Geoff's power, the bag grew, Warzone tiny snort, can ketchup be warm, Does It Do?, scheduling an office day, Geoff opens Emily's presents, Andrew's chips, Comment Leaver's Gavin lifehacks, nostalgia, the laughtrack, Gavin's therapy selfie, butter chicken, Survivor, and PRANK WARZ PAX 2009. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Feb 20231h 11min

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's situation, Austin freeze, Gavin's situation, Warzone, Andrew's credit card fraud, blanket football schemes, sleep situations, Unifarm sleep spaghetti, two recordings, Andrew's Gavin Lifehack, lasagna, separated food, and Andrew's tries double salted licorice. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to ffacebits@gmail.com. Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Feb 20231h 1min