SCP-6901: "Long Parabola of Gravity"

“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.” Content Warnings: Intoxication. Transcript Patrons  Patrons Feb 23-28 Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii  ...

23 Apr 25min

"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!" Transcript   Patrons Feb 6-22 Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, My...

16 Apr 27min

"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?" Transcript Patrons Feb 8 - 15 Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bossha...

9 Apr 31min

"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..." Transcript Patrons Feb...

2 Apr 32min

"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information M...

26 Mar 37min

"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying ...

19 Mar 35min

"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them...

12 Mar 31min

"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure." Transcript Patrons Jan 1 - Jan 7 Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404,...

5 Mar 29min