EP.307/What's the Weirdest Flex You've Ever Heard?
Yea I actually don't bathe because its such a waste of water and resources...I also don't wash my clothes either because duuuuh waste of water AGAIN!!
26 Aug 51min
EP.306/What's the Quickest Way You Saw Someone Get Humbled?
Yea actually company policy says I'm actually allowed to care for my children so sorry that doesn't fit into your schedule :( I filed complaint on your behalf to HR tho!
19 Aug 47min
EP.305/How Did Someone F*** Around and Find Out?
Yeaa so who would’ve thought it wasn’t a good idea to control a submarine with a PS5 controller…also didn’t think id have to tell you but please don’t take that nuclear waste home with you :)
12 Aug 47min
EP.304/What Weird Thing Was Found in a Teenagers Room?
I know you think I'm doing drugs, but even if you shoot that directly into your veins you'll realize it's dust from a T-Rex fossil...also I will be cleaning my own towels now.
5 Aug 35min
EP.303/What Lie Did Your Parents Tell You Growing Up?
I’m not supposed to tell anyone but Iron Man is a true story…based on my dad…he said he will disintegrate bullies for me…also don’t eat in bed or ants are going to live in your ears and nest in your brain :) luv u
29 Jul 44min
EP.302/When Did You Realize You Were Dating a Degenerate?
Babe it's actually awesome, the cockroaches have learned to carry us around the apartment! No more walking!! And don't worry every time you show up the dishes get done! Not sure who it is but it makes it perfect for when you're here spending quality time :))
22 Jul 47min
EP.301/What Basic Skills Do All Adults Need to Have?
Listen...microwave popcorn every night for dinner might be the move, also next time we are at the bar let's be sure to find the bathroom and talk right in front of the door so people have to sneak by and say "excuse me" to get in...and let's also give them dirty looks for doing that!!
15 Jul 43min
EP.300/How Did Someone Lose Their Court Case?
I promise I just barely glanced down at my phone when driving and hit that pedestrian, everyone knows a glance doesn't count! And let the record show I was also hardly even drunk!!
8 Jul 41min
