Ep.116/What Does Every American Have in Their House?

Babe it's actually awesome, the cockroaches have learned to carry us around the apartment! No more walking!! And don't worry every time you show up the dishes get done! Not sure who it is but it makes...

22 Jul 202547min

Listen...microwave popcorn every night for dinner might be the move, also next time we are at the bar let's be sure to find the bathroom and talk right in front of the door so people have to sneak by ...

15 Jul 202543min

I promise I just barely glanced down at my phone when driving and hit that pedestrian, everyone knows a glance doesn't count! And let the record show I was also hardly even drunk!!

8 Jul 202541min

If you don’t set aside at least a thousand per month for DOGE then you don’t deserve to eat. Time to be smarter with your money, just invest when your parents friends at all street tell you to!!Join o...

1 Jul 202546min

Hey guys! As I’m sure you can tell by the recording I’m feeling quite ill so I can’t record an episode until I’m feeling better. Take care!Love you all ❤️

24 Jun 20251min

My buddy is great guy! Other than the fact he thinks all women are worthless. But other than that he s'a stand up dude! He also collects hair and will only stare at your toes on dates, so just preppin...

17 Jun 202550min

Did your dad ever stop to think about the productivity scores at the office before his stroke?? Also, take some time to look at the email I sent regarded by failed almost engagement! Plus, why are we ...

10 Jun 202545min

If their back is turned towards the door, you won’t be leaving that elevator…also please keep off the grass I have to vacuum it again later! Also don’t mind me, I just HAVE to get this hole dug by 4AM...

3 Jun 202545min