EP.309/Who Never Grew Up?
Get off my back mom and dad! Weed is a great investment!! Well…an investment in my sanity! How am I supposed to put a job application together when you’re stressing me outtttt…its literally my 45th bi...
9 Sep 202547min
EP.308/Why Did You Cut Off Your Friend?
Yeaaa so turns out sleeping with my friends boyfriend isn’t going to ‘strengthen our relationship’ like I thought it would….oops! Also we have a date tomorrow so if you could not be in your house the ...
2 Sep 202543min
EP.307/What's the Weirdest Flex You've Ever Heard?
Yea I actually don't bathe because its such a waste of water and resources...I also don't wash my clothes either because duuuuh waste of water AGAIN!!
26 Aug 202551min
EP.306/What's the Quickest Way You Saw Someone Get Humbled?
Yea actually company policy says I'm actually allowed to care for my children so sorry that doesn't fit into your schedule :( I filed complaint on your behalf to HR tho!
19 Aug 202547min
EP.305/How Did Someone F*** Around and Find Out?
Yeaa so who would’ve thought it wasn’t a good idea to control a submarine with a PS5 controller…also didn’t think id have to tell you but please don’t take that nuclear waste home with you :)
12 Aug 202547min
EP.304/What Weird Thing Was Found in a Teenagers Room?
I know you think I'm doing drugs, but even if you shoot that directly into your veins you'll realize it's dust from a T-Rex fossil...also I will be cleaning my own towels now.
5 Aug 202535min
EP.303/What Lie Did Your Parents Tell You Growing Up?
I’m not supposed to tell anyone but Iron Man is a true story…based on my dad…he said he will disintegrate bullies for me…also don’t eat in bed or ants are going to live in your ears and nest in your b...
29 Jul 202544min
EP.302/When Did You Realize You Were Dating a Degenerate?
Babe it's actually awesome, the cockroaches have learned to carry us around the apartment! No more walking!! And don't worry every time you show up the dishes get done! Not sure who it is but it makes...
22 Jul 202547min
