
Alien Abduction
One of the worst things that can happen to a person is being abducted by aliens in the middle of the night while you’re just trying to get a good night’s sleep. This week we’re talking about alien abduction, something Tom is afraid of just about every night. Also we change up the format a bit this week and kick off the episode by solving a listener problem concerning a hobbyist lumberjack unwittingly terrorizing the old ladies of his neighborhood.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmThis Holiday season, give the best gift ever invented: TCGTE Patreon Gift MembershipsFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9 Aug 20201h 5min

Chipotle: Part 2
After covering the business side of Chipotle last week, we're finally talking about what everybody loves about the juggernaut fast casual chain: the delicious food that only occasionally makes their patrons violently ill.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmThis Holiday season, give the best gift ever invented: TCGTE Patreon Gift MembershipsFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2 Aug 20201h 11min

Chipotle: Part 1
The originator of the fast casual revolution: Chipotle. This week we’re going over their history and corporate governance, but it’s more fun than it sounds, cocaine is involved!Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmThis Holiday season, give the best gift ever invented: TCGTE Patreon Gift MembershipsFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27 Jul 20201h 10min

5G
It's the dawn of a new era! 5G technology will make our lives 1000x times better by making our mobile phones slightly faster. But what exactly is 5G? And why are some of the dumbest people on earth saying the craziest things about it? We explain everything, and also talk about the band Good Charlotte for a few minutes.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmThis Holiday season, give the best gift ever invented: TCGTE Patreon Gift MembershipsFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19 Jul 20201h 14min

Tim and Tom Can't Help But Solve Your Problems
People have got a lot of problems but luckily we’ve got a lot of solutions. This week we’ve dedicated ourselves to giving back and doing an all TNTSYP episode. We tackle a fireworks-related neighborhood app problem, a girlfriend with bad glasses, and a neighbor who wants to talk astrology and borrow other peoples’ cars.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmThis Holiday season, give the best gift ever invented: TCGTE Patreon Gift MembershipsFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13 Jul 20201h 9min

Showers
Lather on up and join us for an in-depth discussion about showering. This week we talk about our own personal shower routines, the history of showers, and a baboon that worked on the railroad.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmThis Holiday season, give the best gift ever invented: TCGTE Patreon Gift MembershipsFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5 Jul 20201h 4min

Segway
Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t possibly get any worse, the world suffers another massive blow. Gone too soon: The Mighty Segway. 2001 - 2020. This week we discuss the gadget that Tom has never actually ridden as he tries to convince Tim to go 50/50 on buying one with him before it’s too late.This Holiday season, give the best gift ever invented: TCGTE Patreon Gift MembershipsFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28 Jun 20201h 6min

Air Fryers
Science has done it again! They've finally figured out how to fry food without using oil, and what do they use instead? Air! Of all things. Wild stuff. There's one catch: these air fryers don't actually fry things. But they are a good way to quickly cook and heat up some garbage food, so naturally we're excited about them.Thanks to our sponsors this week:TRICO - Go to Wipers123.com and use promo code GUIDE at checkout and receive $10 off your next order or $40 or more.Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to sakara.com/guide or enter code GUIDE at checkout.This Holiday season, give the best gift ever invented: TCGTE Patreon Gift MembershipsFor full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon!Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21 Jun 20201h 6min






















