EP5: Knock, Knock? It's Alan

The huns have been out out - so the mood has a hungover hyperactive edge. We discuss how fit Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz are, why Hannah is related to them, how the 7 of Pentacles Upside Down reveals some truths and we still don't know if you can get burnt by the Moon? But enough of that. Stories. Story 1: My Mum's Stalker... in Connecticut narrated by Big S Story 2: Part II of My Brother is on a Forum for the Dead... read by Hannah Story 3: A sasquatch story from N. Minnesota narrated by Big S Creep of the Week is from Emilka "The Umbrella Man" thanks hun!!! Lastly we end on a love spell from a book gifted by our gorgey third spooky hun Rach Fairburn. ENJOY HUNS XOXO JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Jan 1h 2min

Big S has a cold and is demanding sympathy, Hannah has brought CHRISTMAS presents and we all realise we have absolutely no perspective on our lives whatsoever.  Hannah has a REAL LIFE HAUNTING involving a necklace... what happened here?? Theories??  We apols for calling this eppy 113 , it's obv 112- we clearly have tiny pea brains after Xmas.  Anyone seen Shen Yun? Who has a better than average mouth? Story 1 - Hannah has a story called 'I found my missing brother on a forum for the dead'. credit shiki1232 Story 2 - Big S has a true creepy story about a Meet New Friends app... can we get a Cult up in here? Story 3 - "my wifes love is killing me ... literally"... narrated by Hannah. credit shiki1232 C.O.W Creep of the Week is narrated by big suze and sent from... Rachel Herny! A terrifying toy in Florida... thank yew hun!!!  ENJOY xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Jan 1h 11min

Do you ever see a number over and over again? Would you buy a haunted house? Can you solve the haunting riddle?  We find out more about Big Suze's creepy forest encounter and Hannah is STILL getting haunted. The King of Cups suggests balance and Ryan Reynolds. Sure.  Story 1)  I dodged being murdered by my roommate... a chilling true Swedish tale narrated by Big S. Is this... Lynn's daughter? Story 2)  A creepy WEIRD carpenter chair tale... narrated by Hannah  C.O.W aka Creep of the Week is narrated by Big Suze - this week is from Sheldon laBella - thank yewwwww hun!!! Do you see the face??? ENJOY xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Jan 1h 23min

This week the huns get into food influencers and pull the magical SUN CARD which portends great things for 2025. Big S does more accenting (will it ever stop?) and Hannah may have a veggie new year. Are ginger shots worth the hype? Is it chaos as Yewzh? Yep. We bring you a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPECIAL this week - because you're all so haunted! Keep sending your stories in, we adore them. And we adore you huns. Stories are as follows: 1) narrated by Hannah - two stories from Katie - did an angel save their lives? and... a friendship from S and the red scooter... 2) narrated by Suzie - from Lottie - an Old Rectory on site of a nursing home... 3) narrated by Hannah - from Stoke based Sophie - Christmas Eve speshy "Santa in the attic" 4) narrated by Suzie - from South Africa based Rachel - tales of the dead walking in the night... Finally we end on We Get Haunted So You Don't Have To: think mince pie, think dead Santa. enjoy huns, we love you so much AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Des 202450min

We kick straight off with ANOTHER Christmas tale called... SMEE. Narrated by Hannah. This one gets insanely creepy... would you play this game?  Expect chaos as per usual, screams of 'salmon', more cinema psychos, Brenda Ford and expect a ghost huns short film on the 2025 slate...  Creep of the Week is from - Haley! A wholesome tale that comes with MUSIC (Thunder Rider!) Love it, thank you Haley sending loads of love. This eppy rounds off with PRESENTS!!!!! OooOoo! Hope you've all had a merry squiffy xmas everyone, ENJOY!xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here:www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Des 202445min

The huns are feeling VERY FESTIVE - we have two music boxes and arrive into the studio with a bottle of archers and a chaos attitude. We are wearing fluffy bollock hats, Hannah got punched by a Greggs, Big S saw an owl and generally there's all sorts of christmas goss flying around.  The FIRST PART of this eppy contains an Olde Worldy cosy Christmas ghost story narrated by Big Suze:'In The Tube' by E.F Benson Expect chills and big words in this classic christmas ghost story about an unsettling experience on the London Underground... So grab a mulled wine or a tea, grab a duvet, get snuggly and bed in for some gorgina xmas spooks. We wish you a merry Christmas Eve huns, we love you all so much! Part TWO is out on Christmas Day!!!!! xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here:www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Des 20241h 1min

HUNS WE'VE GOT A GORGEOUS BONUS EPPY FOR YOU! ad Huge thanks to Really for sponsoring this episode in celebration of BRAND NEW Jonathan Ross Haunted Homecoming which will be airing 20th December at 9pm on Really, or stream on discovery+! We have tales from all of your haunted homes AND Ian and Kate from Haunted Homecoming have sent in some spine-chilling stories. Prepare yourselves for the goosebumps and enjoy!   Listener stories from Stephanie and Madeleine Thank you huns xoxo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Des 202434min

This week the huns discuss how gross Huel is and instead go into how delicious coconut milk is. We get stuck in to our stories this week and kick off with: Story 1 - we go to SOUTH amErica! Uruguay in particular. This is a tale from the pen of Horacio Quiroga... a spooky feather pillow... Story 2 - Hannah tells a creepy tale about a motorway to Wolverhampton Story 3 - Big S tells us the NEXT PART of the husband staring whilst driving road chicken madness... "hello Evelyn". we call this week's Creep of the Week... DAWSONS CREEP! Ty gorjey Newfoundland hun!! Enjoy the creeps n chaos xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Des 202454min