
Episode 36 - $50 for a first date
Today's questions involve arguing while making plans, a relationship that began under false pretenses, getting really bad news while on a break, and a girlfriend who gets a little *too* drunk. Also — ...
17 Jul 202235min

Episode 35 - But I deserve something
Today's questions involve a ridiculously persistent neighbor, helping your girlfriend when her friends turn against her, dating a sorority girl, and revealing your innermost feelings over text. --- Gi...
9 Jul 202232min

Episode 34 - "Loot Stealer"
Today's questions involve mistaking a blind date for a prostitute, fights during family vacations, a Fortnite friend gone wrong, and girls who don't get along with other girls. --- Girlfriend Translat...
2 Jul 202235min

Episode 33 - Moved to tears by a poem
Today's questions involve littering, taking care of extended family (and getting burnt out), anxiety after crying in front of your girlfriend, and car trouble. --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic,...
25 Jun 202232min

Episode 32 - The case of the mysterious, solitary acrylic nail
Today's questions involve finding a mysterious acrylic nail on the floor, father-ly jealousy, excessive social media habits, and "wait, was that a joke?". --- Girlfriend Translator is pragmatic, str...
18 Jun 202234min

Episode 31 - "Am I being fetishized?!"
Today's questions involve a girlfriend who's way too into Kpop, feeling disconnected from your partner, the questionable ethics of meticulously documenting who said what during arguments, being compar...
11 Jun 202234min

Episode 30 - But I wanted a chihuahua!
Today's questions involve a less-than-ideal pet, moving cities for your girlfriend's 3rd higher ed degree, potential red flags, and what it means when you live with your parents at age 26. --- Girlfri...
4 Jun 202233min



















