Garland v. Cargill
Citing Urban Dictionary and wikiHow*, Clarence Thomas argues that a gun that can kill hundreds of people with a single trigger pull is not a machine gun.*Not actually true but those are the vibes.If y...
25 Jun 202445min
Alexander v. South Carolina NAACP
The Court is back at again, pretending like they don't understand politics, while handing conservatives a victory that cements their power in South Carolina. To buy tickets for our DC show, head here:...
18 Jun 202450min
"The Constitution Includes Everybody" Live at Harvard Law School
Harvard invited us back (so that's on them) to talk about the speciousness of originalism, inclusive constitutionalism, and how to get serious about court reform. Featuring Balls and Strikes' Madiba D...
11 Jun 20243min
Justice Alito's Red Flags
Run a January 6th insurrectionist flag up the pole and see who salutes. Oh look! It's appointed-for-life Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito!Did you know that the majority of tickets to our DC and NYC ...
4 Jun 20246min
Arizona v. Navajo Nation
Brett Kavanaugh might have had a better shot at writing a reasonable decision if Arizona v. Navajo Nation revolved around beer rights instead of water rights, but instead the associate justice barfed ...
28 Mai 202444min
Maryland v. King
In the movies, detectives trail a suspect until he messes up and throws his DNA-soaked paper cup into the trash. In real life, they just pretend like they don't understand the word "identify" in order...
21 Mai 202441min
The 2024 Mailbag Episode [TEASER]
What to do if you get arrested (not legal advice™), why are the liberal justices just sitting back while conservatives devour the judiciary, and whether or not to vote for Biden - you've got questions...
14 Mai 20246min
Free Rhiannon! Campus Protests and the First Amendment
Rhi got locked up. The food was bad, the comrades were immaculate, and while the friendless centrist pundits on Twitter were wrapping themselves in knots to try to argue protests aren't speech, the ki...
7 Mai 20241h 3min
