39. Not for Toe Sucking + Can Men and Women Be Friends
The mood is malaise as Jess and Caroline mosey into a conversation about platonic male/female friendship that they certainly weren't prepared to tackle. Similarly, Jess wasn't prepared to start vloggi...
7 Sep 20231h 8min
38. Not for Group Texts + Everyone Has Intrusive Thoughts
It's Caroline's birthday and Jess endured a child who's never heard the word "no" to fly out and touch knees with her. It was worth it for all the announcements in this in-person episode. The thing ab...
31 Aug 20231h 1min
37. Not for the Matrix + Being the Worst Around Your Partner
Slumber party!!! This week, the lights are off and the sleepover just got real intimate as Jess and Caroline talk without video. In other words, there's no YouTube video this week - also who knew regu...
24 Aug 20231h 20min
36. Not for Marrying Each Other + Tales from the Dumpster
It would be off brand to open with anything other than hair talk, so Caroline gets right to critiquing her new haircut, which is unfortunately more Brooklyn hipster than it is American Girl doll. This...
17 Aug 20231h 13min
35. For You: The Dating Advice We Wish We Knew Sooner
You sent in your dating struggles; we pulled our best advice out of our asses. In this strange new world of app dating, constant anxiety, and ever-changing standards, how do we stay true to ourselves ...
10 Aug 20231h 29min
34. Not for UFOs + The 10 Steps of Making Up with Your Mom
As usual, a compliment turns into a larger conversation about coveting hotness and beauty standards, as Jess and Caroline agree that the only thing they (or any of us) really care about is sex and att...
3 Aug 20231h 8min
33. WHATADO: Spicing Up Your Relationship, Being the Single Friend, and Texting the Ex HBD
WHATADOS are back, and though Jess and Caroline are physically falling apart and can't agree about hair removal strategies, their non-advice to the kooks is ready to rage. First up, keeping the fire ...
27 Jul 20231h
32. Not for That Pic of Your New Man + Weird Turn-Ons
Caroline and Jess are back together at last and have very little to show for their time apart. No insights or reflections, no hot takes; just more contributions to the hot cat/cartoon crush directory....
20 Jul 20231h 3min
