Agnes & Leona17 Mar 2020

Apocalypse: Coronavirus, Toilet Paper & CALM THE HELL DOWN

It's the end of the world as we know it! And we feel fine... (Thank you, R.E.M.). So honestly, PUT THE TOLIET PAPER DOWN. We're all about being safe, practicing social distancing, and being considerate of our fellow citizens who may be higher risk than we are. But seriously, calm the fuck down. We didn't mean to talk about coronavirus and COVID-19, but it was inevitable. So we're diving in and disinfecting as we go. Neil DeGrasse Tyson, we have questions for you... like what the hell is "Solar Geo Engineering", and do you ever think that scene at the end of Men In Black where there is a whole universe in a locker is plausible (we do...). Also, Leona seems to think she's not a millennial. She totally is... Agnes knows this as fact from her Gen X perch. More on that in a future episode.

Tune in this week for what might be our last podcast... ya know, in case the ole 'Rona gets us.

Agnes & Leona is a podcast about absolutely nothing. Cheers!

So how does the world end? Top ten theories from Vox: https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2018/10/18/17957162/nuclear-war-asteroid-volcano-science-climate-change

Agnes' "The Voice" audition idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo7HB-slsm4&feature=youtu.be

And just for fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSuc9o9h7Vw&feature=youtu.be

PS- go buy capers.

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