Robert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson
CANCELLED19 Jun 2023

Robert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson

Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Edward Cullen... sorry we mean Robert Pattinson.

Robert got his big career break in Harry Potter, and has spent the years since being named the sexiest man alive, making music, and regretting almost all of his life choices.

From making up stories about dead clowns, to a weird music career and disrespecting the institution that is Twilight, today we assign charges and sentences.

    And we ask the question, is he a pathological liar or just a quirky, arty guy?

    You be the judge.

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