r/Offmychest I'm Divorcing Husband Over His FARTS

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is asked to be a godfather for a friend's unborn baby. OP's friend sends over this long, unusual contract that spells out all the things he has to do in order to qualify for being a godfather. For example, he has to work as a free, unpaid babysitter for the child for 18 years. He also has to give the baby $25,000 for education, and even more money over the following 18 years. Why would you give someone money to become an unpaid babysitter-slave for life? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Jun 202118min

r/Entitledparents OP is nice enough to let his mother move into his house, which has a separate attached apartment. The mother moves in, and instantly starts treating the house as if it belongs entirely to her. She uses OP's kitchen, living room, and constantly disrespects his boundaries. He eventually decides to put locks on the door attaching the house to the apartment, so his mother responds by calling the cops. She tells the police that her son locked her out of her house. The audacity of some people! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Jun 202120min

r/Idontworkherelady OP works as a stringer, which is a person who drives to the scene of accidents or crimes and records the incident so they can sell the footage to news stations. One night, he manages to show up to a murder scene really early, even before the police arrive. When the cops show up they just assume that he's part of evidence collection, so the cops actually open the door and invite him to walk into the murder scene to start filming. A little while later, the actual evidence collection guys show up, and all the cops turn to stare at OP. Uh-oh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Jun 202119min

r/Talesfromtechsupport Are you ready for stupid end users and moronic bosses? In today's episode, a company thinks they can trick their team of IT workers into working free overtime in a state where free overtime is strictly illegal. The IT workers happily put in the hours, log how much time they work, and then wait for the perfect moment to file a group lawsuit against their employers and sue them for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Don't mess with the IT people! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Jun 202117min

Growing up, OP had an absolutely evil twin brother who tried to make OP's life miserable. He bullied, teased, and harassed OP at every possible opportunity. He also lied to break up OP's first relationship. Years later, when OP's brother is lying in his death bed of kidney failure, OP doesn't feel an ounce of sympathy. OP walks out of the hospital knowing that he's a match to his brother, but he refuses to save the life of the person who bullied him for years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Jun 202120min

r/Pettyrevenge Every week, OP makes pizza for his family. He loves extra sauce, so he pours extra pizza sauce on his pizza. His parents flip out and accuse him of selfishly hoarding all the sauce for himself instead of sharing with the family. He tells his mom that he was only using the leftover sauce, and that there's no way she could finish the rest of the sauce by herself. Infuriated, OP's mom dumps the remaining jar of sauce onto her pizza, creating a gooey mountain of tomato sauce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Jun 202118min

r/AmITheA**hole OP is an American girl who speaks Japanese, and she's married to a guy of Japanese descent who doesn't speak Japanese, but his parents do. OP's husband starts demanding that she call him the Japanese term for "honored husband," even around his parents. OP refuses because it's extremely cringey and inappropriate, which causes her husband to sulk and lash out. Is she the butthole for not becoming a kawaii anime waifu for her beloved husbando? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Jun 202118min

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP discovers that his mother committed identity fraud and secretly took out a massive loan in his name. By the time he found out about it, the loan amount had grown to a massive $43,000! His mother hadn't been making any payments on it, so it just kept accruing interest and fees. Once OP finds out about it, his mom actually expects him to just suck it up and pay off the loan by himself as a favor to her. OP is thinking about reporting his mom to the authorities for effectively stealing from him. Would that make him the butthole? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Jun 202122min