142 - Darwin Awards and Evolution

142 - Darwin Awards and Evolution

The Darwin Awards! Meatsacks removing themselves from being able to procreate or from the planet entirely in the most easily avoidable ways. Natural selection at work! We make light of a lot of death today, and also use this topic as an excuse to look into evolution theory and the man who put it on the map - Charles Darwin. Is evolution more than just "a theory"? Can we prove it worked? Did we really evolve from monkeys? Did a guy in Australia really try to kill a tiger with his bare hands after some karate lessons? Did a guy accidentally kill himself by pounding two bottles of sherry via his "mouth butt"? We're all over the place today on another edition of Timesuck!

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489 - Taken from Her Bed: The Elizabeth Smart Abduction

489 - Taken from Her Bed: The Elizabeth Smart Abduction

In the middle of the night, a man with a messiah complex and a god-sized ego walked into a suburban Utah bedroom and stole a fourteen-year-old girl from her family. What followed was a nine-month nigh...

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Short Suck #49: The Milk Wars: When People Died for Dairy

Short Suck #49: The Milk Wars: When People Died for Dairy

In this week's Short Suck, we head back to the 1930s, when milk wasn’t just one of many beverages  - it was survival, income, and power. As the Great Depression crushed farmers, workers, and cities al...

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488 - The Phantom Killer and the Texarkana Moonlight Murders

488 - The Phantom Killer and the Texarkana Moonlight Murders

In the spring of 1946, a masked serial killer stalked the lovers’ lanes and quiet homes of Texarkana, leaving behind brutal murders, traumatized survivors, and a small city gripped by fear. This episo...

5 Jan 2h 39min

487 - Chris Gardner & the Pursuit of Happyness

487 - Chris Gardner & the Pursuit of Happyness

The year-end inspirational Timesuck is here! We wrap up 2025 with the incredible true story of Chris Gardner — a man who survived poverty, abuse, foster care, and homelessness (along with his toddler ...

29 Des 20252h 20min

Short Suck #48: The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young

Short Suck #48: The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young

In this Short Suck, we head into the brutal hills around Tennessee’s old Brushy Mountain prison to explore the Barkley Marathons— the nearly-impossible 100-mile ultramarathon. And we’ll meet Lazarus L...

26 Des 20251h 1min

486 - Vigilante Justice: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (A Lot)

486 - Vigilante Justice: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (A Lot)

What happens when ordinary people decide the legal system isn’t enough — and to take justice into their own hands? From real-life “superheroes” to tragic misfires, from folk-hero avengers to catastrop...

22 Des 20252h 50min

485 -  The Family: Australia's Most Notorious Cult

485 - The Family: Australia's Most Notorious Cult

In the 1960s and ’70s, yoga teacher–turned–self-proclaimed messiah Anne Hamilton-Byrne built one of Australia’s most shocking cults—an LSD-fueled blend of New Age mysticism, stolen children, and her o...

15 Des 20252h 39min

Short Suck #47: The Business Plot - When Bankers Tried to Topple the White House

Short Suck #47: The Business Plot - When Bankers Tried to Topple the White House

In this Short Suck, we dive into the almost-forgotten story of The Business Plot - when a group of powerful bankers and corporate bigwigs allegedly tried to recruit one of America’s most decorated Mar...

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