SCP-7579: "Ø is for "Ørkesløs"
SCP Archives25 Jul 2024

SCP-7579: "Ø is for "Ørkesløs"

SCP-079 is an anomalous Artificial General Intelligence inhabiting a 1978 Exidy Sorcerer micro-computer

Content Warnings: Implied murder, rogue AI

Transcript

Patrons

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Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

SCP-7579 was written by PlaceholderMcD

Script by Kevin Whitlock

Narrator - Chris Harris-Beechy

Hishakaku - Melissa Lusk

Valis - Ashlee Jones

O5-8 - Kale Brown

SCP-079 - B. Narr

Dagon - Scott Paladin

Bold - Katrina Pecina

Temp Dir. - Jeremy Ellett

Steel - Anver Mahmud

Isabi - Madeleine Moore

SCP-7579 - B. Narr

Helen.AIC - Shelby Novak


Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia

Video produced by Dakota Miller

Theme Song by Matt Roi Berger

Original Music Composed by Dana Creasman

Sound Designer - Chris Harris-Beechy

Showrunner - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska

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