THE DUMP

Just a brief update about Futile Attempts & news of a sodding live show and Christ in a bucket I've gone and set up a Patreon page like those fucking podcasters do. Tickets: https://sohotheatre.co...

7 Mar 20232min

Tai Chi is absolute wank and ain't that the truth. If anyone knows that it's plumbers. With help from Kim Noble's sensei, we learn the importance of breathing. This episode was mainly recorded from a ...

13 Okt 202021min

The average person spends six months of their miserable lives waiting in queues. For Kim it's about seven months… This episode investigates this futile act. We also hear from the happiest man alive. ...

6 Okt 202022min

Back in 2012 Kim recorded the sounds of his neighbours having sex. He will share those sounds with you... if that's ok… and we'll listen to a secret recording he made whilst a girlfriend broke up with...

29 Sep 202017min

Guppies can teach us a lot: The world is full of selfish arseholes. You're probably one yourself. In this episode Kim Noble attempts to return a wallet he found on a 172 bus to its rightful owner and ...

22 Sep 202024min

Exercise can really help one's mental health, but it's so freaking dull… This was due to be the definitive podcast about running but it turned into an investigation into molestation by the award-winni...

15 Sep 202025min

Do you want to be quite good in bed? Kim Noble attempts to improve his technique and manages to persuade a cashier into giving him some urine to boot. Win Win. He also nearly gets beaten up in a field...

8 Sep 202025min